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Name Annabelle McAdam


Name Hollie Sampson


Name William Blake

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[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message When I get my hands on you, Oliver Pratt, you'll wish
you'd never been born.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message All right, I'm going to be off the ship for a day or so, so you
can come in and clean my office. You can retrieve your camera as well. I
expect you to leave my office as you found it before you let loose with the
icing and cream.
For future reference, when pranking other peoples' offices, check for other
security capture equipment as well as the standard installed ones for the ship.
This time, Hollie's secret is safe with me.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message RE: Kitten Heels
Or, I could just borrow a pair of yours.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message Oooh, me-ow. Put away your claws fair Olivia.
Little do you know, it's not all about the heels. There's a motion
of the hips which I happen to have mastered. You, I'd imagine,
would fall over at the first wobble.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message Bless you and your piggy tails, I'm quite flattered.
Well, she can't deny that it is quite sexy. I imagine your girlfriend
is quite jealous of your own saucy shoes, I bet she can't get them off
you for love of money.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message Yes, Olivia, you're quite the little minx.
If you're looking for torturing devices, then I find hair straighteners
are more menacing, and do more damage. For future reference.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message If you're so sure of yourself, why don't you put your
lady shoes on and come show me? You can use the corridor of people as
your own little fashion show, a taster for the real thing, if you like.
Now that I will agree with you on. It's amazing how they had have
you wrapped around their little finger, curling iron hidden behind
their back.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message Tempting, so very tempting. And I would have followed
through if I hadn't accidentally misplaced my oh-so-shiny kitten heels.
The trick is to have your own tool at the ready - hair-curler fight to the death.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message Little do you know, I'm weeping in the corner as we type.
My personal stylist should have thought better than to buy me only one
pair of shoes.
Why would I come at you with only one? When I could dual wield both
a curling iron and a pair of straighteners?

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message Bring it on, young Padawan of the saucy shoes.
I'll fend you off from behind my fort of used tissues.

[William Blake]

Name William Blake
Message I may not win, but you may leave without one of your limbs.
I'm surprised you know what a couplet is.

[Hollie Clarke]

Name Hollie Sampson
Message OK, I can hear Will laughing from here, and when I walked
past your office a couple of minutes ago, you were practically crying.
What's going on?

[Hollie Clarke]

Name Hollie Sampson
Message I read the messages (the advantages of being the computer
specialist is that I can read everyone's mail if need be) and I was
wondering... is there something you need to tell me? A certain change in
sexuality or cross-dressing hobby that I should be aware of?
You're not going to wear them to Halloween, are you? Because I'd feel
seriously out-done if your heels were bigger than mine.
Please note the use of dead-pan humour/sarcasm throughout this message.

[Hollie Clarke]

Name Hollie Sampson
Message This is true. Tugging my hair, among other things.
Well, I'm glad you two have, metaphorically, kissed and made up.
As for my costume, you'll have to come to the party and see ;-P